To appease environmental whackos I no longer throw away store-supplied plastic bags. I now rip them apart such that they are not recognizable as a plastic bag and, therefore, no longer meet the legal definition of a plastic bag. And that is why we must stop electing any more attorneys to any public office, Lily Mei for Fremont City Council 2014, Dirk Lorenz. Someone please forward this to the other candidates here in Fremont, some of whom I believe may be attorneys. And for the record, neither Lily nor Dirk are attorneys. I used to play one while on the TV, but now I am too heavy to stand on the TV anymore.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 06:00:06 +0000
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