To celebrate the superior intelligence of US Democrat liberals, the following borrowed from Merrill Bagwell: Barack Obama meets with the Queen Elizabeth, and asks, Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me? Well, says the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Obama frowns, But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent? The Queen takes a sip of tea. Oh, thats easy, Mr. President. You ask them to answer one intelligent riddle. The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. Please send Prime Minister David Cameron in here. Immediately, Mr. Cameron walks into the room. Yes, my Queen? The Queen smiles, Answer me this, please, Mr. Cameron. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? Without hesitating, Cameron responds, That would be me. Very good, Mr. Cameron, says the Queen. Obama goes back home and asks Vice President Joe Biden the same question. Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. Its not your brother and its not your sister. Who is it? Im not sure, says Biden. Let me get back to you. Biden hurriedly goes to members of the Cabinet, the Supreme Court justices, the Democrats in Congress, and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he runs into former president George W. Bush and says, Mr. President, see if you can answer this riddle: He states the riddle and President Bush answers quickly, Its me! Are you positive? Asks Biden Bush answers, Certainly! Biden smiles, and thanks the former president. Then, he goes back to speak with Obama. Sir, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. Its George W. Bush. Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face, No, you idiot! Its David Cameron!
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 12:24:49 +0000