To the family with the crying, screaming, unattended child at the - TopicsExpress



          

To the family with the crying, screaming, unattended child at the restaurant last Sunday, who allowed their darling hellion to scream at levels and lengths that should merit life imprisonment while a full volume firetruck siren AND horn are blasted at you, I want you to know, that the human shaped wax figures I created contained paper napkins swiped from your table, stuffed inside the hollow pockets of that specially made instrument of revenge. The incantations have been recited, the circles drawn and blood offered. I do not need to know when you feel a stabbing sensation in the area between your temples, nor your desire to visit the bathroom at inconvenient hours -- such as intimate moments or in close quarters with your bosses. I have also wished upon you, incredibly sensitive hearing. May you live in interesting times.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 13:44:57 +0000

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