To the reader(s) of this note: Merry Christmas! Kwanza! Passover! Or non-denominational holiday your parents saw fit to instill as a family tradition! You should know I love you, I like you or at the very least I hate you (@lars) and that means you are in my thoughts as I enjoy a tasty holiday beverage, which could sound creepy to some people, but we both know you are not just some people ;) A new year is just 7 days away and you are still reading the extended part of this status update for no particular reason instead of trying to figure out how you can improve your life in 2015. It’s easy, let me help you. Do yourself a favor and avoid the diet, smoking or other resolutions that tend to fail because it requires you to suppress your desires but instead resolve to indulge yourself “responsibly” by having more in person contact with those people in and off of your facebook friend list, the ones that matter anyway. The rest of your life will mostly continue on as it was but you’ll be happier simply by seeing your friends more often. Take care for now and well see each other soon enough!
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 00:42:41 +0000
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