Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my .45 1911 right in the doorway. I left 2 loaded magazines beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadnt moved itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone - - even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong or Im in possession of the laziest gun in the world. Well, Im off to check on my spoons. I hear theyre making people fat.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 16:22:22 +0000
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