Today is my Mom, Becky Mackintoshs birthday. Ive compiled a list of 10 signs my mom refuses to believe shes actually 51 years old. 1. Shes jumping like a psycho in her profile picture. (Stop it). 2. Every Spring you can hear her say her same joke. Wow the weather is so nice. I think Ill go topless today. 51 year old topless? Gross. (She drives a convertible) 3. She uses the term lol without regret. 4. You can come home at 1 am to find her on her laptop facebooking. 5. She has more friends and followers on her Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram than Myley Cyrus. (Might not be factual....I didnt actually check. But she does have thousands) 6. She, though self proclaimed, thinks she can still do a cartwheel on a balance beam. (Find her a crack or a line. She will show you) 7. She gets hit on all the time. Whether its men kissing her on the cheek, or pulling down their pants to show her how soft the skin on their butt is. (I was there, both have happened) 8. She even had a Myspace. Which led to my dad being mad and suspiciously asking...... Whose Tom!!??? 9. She trades clothing with her 4 daughters. 10. Jumping in your profile picture. I cant emphasize this one enough. It needs to stop. I have a reputation. I love you mom. You are the best and even though you still wear tube tops and push up bras, I couldnt be any more prouder! (Haha Im laughing imagining her anger as she reads that part haha) Lubbbbb uuuu!
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 19:52:24 +0000
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