Todays been too long a day to think, so heres Katies status to tell you the details. Katies guide to the most ridiculous day EVAR: Wake up. Go to work. Try not to be anxious over the fact that you are out of crazy pills tonight and your therapist hasnt gotten back to you. Fail the previous mission somewhere around lunch. Try multiple times to contact therapist, no answer. Decide to try and beg meds off of personal doc instead. Find out doc is on vacation this week. Find out no one else in office until Thursday. Hold on to the shreds of your psyche until you make it out to your car after work then have full blown panic attack on the drive home. Get home. Have a good cry. Pull yourself together because you have things to do tonight, including taking boyfriends car to the shop because his alternator is dying. Get boyfriends car to the gas station (because it is also running on fumes). Have boyfriends car refuse to start again. Use your car to jump boyfriends car. Have boyfriends energy vampire car kill your battery and then lose the stolen charge immediately upon putting it into gear. Stare at your two dead cars in the middle of the gas station. Attempt to jump your car with the help of a kind stranger. Concede that it is well and truly dead. Call parents to pretty please come and help you get a new battery. Call tow truck for boyfriends car in the meantime. Have impromptu dinner date at Taco Johns because its in the same parking lot as the gas station where you are now stranded. Think to yourself that you are thankful you got your nervous breakdown out of the way before the cars committed seppuku. Have tow truck come and watch driver manage to back boyfriends car into his own truck, damaging the taillight. Shrug. Have parents arrive with new battery. Start car. Get in. Go home. Note: Gregs is the same only replace the midday anxiety shit with a 15 mile bike ride and the WORST SUNBURN IN EXISTENCE.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 02:33:59 +0000
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