Tongue in cheek humour! I once knew a dental nurse who loved giving blow jobs and smoking weed. She was known as Oral High Jean. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Just had a parcel from Holland , when I opened it, it was a rubber fanny. Thats nice I thought, Two lips from Amsterdam!’ Xxxxxxxxxx My dad worked on the roadworks for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didnt believe it.... But when I got home all the signs were there. Xxxxxxxxxx A recent survey reported that three quarters of men dont know how to turn on the dish washer. I find that licking her nipples and a light gentle fingering usually does the trick Xxxxxxxxxx My girlfriend says that a small penis wont affect our relationship. Whether shes right or not, Id prefer it if she didnt have one at all! Xxxxxxxxxx A woman is walking down the street and sees a sign in the pet shop window reading, PUSSY-LICKING FROG £25 ... Curious the woman proceeds inside and says to the shop keeper, Id like to see the pussy-licking frog, please. To which the shopkeeper replies, Bonjour! Sxxxxxxxxxx My son asked me today Whats the difference between a crow and a blackbird? I told him, Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan-shaped tails and live on insects. A blackbird has big rubbery lips, a fat arse and lives on benefits.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 12:10:01 +0000