Tonight I learnt of the UNIQUENESS of my sons body.... While feeding him dinner as he insists I should, Haile proceeds to tell me that HIS BELLY IS FULL. Of course that was his intended escape. I then told him well if his belly is full he cannot have juice nor can he get the lovely strawberries i bought for him.... Haile, the philosopher proceeded to explain: Mama, do you know what a section is? A section is a part. Now my belly has many sections. The front section for the food, the side section for juice and the back section for dessert like strawberries and chocolates. Me: So what does that mean Haile? Haile. Mama you do not have an imagination? You cannot think.. THINK ...THINK. Me: Boy allow me time to chill. Haile: So the section for food is full but the one for strawberries and the one for juice is very very empty. So mama learn that right. I have many sections in my belly. Me: So how many sections do you have on your behind? Haile: Not any section for straps and hands.. Only for kisses. Tell me what I should do with a child like that.... The things this child says when he is talking to me is not funny. He cannot be FOUR I swear he older.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 00:03:23 +0000
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