Tony Abbott has tonight unveiled his new Industrial Relations Policy. "It is positive proof that Workchoices is indeed dead, buried and cremated" he said. The new policy is to be called " Special Licence for Active, Vital and Effective Rights for You", or by the acronym, S.L.A.V.E.R.Y. "No longer will you be burdened with strict hours of work, compulsory overtime, or confusing penalty rates" Mr. Abbott said. "You will now be able to negotiate directly with your owner/master, your basic meals will be provided, and the certainty of a career path for your children" he claimed. " You will have the confidence of knowing you have a job for life, and if you are fortunate enough to live to the age of 85, you will be released of all obligations and able to spend your twighlight years as you please" he said. "This new program will be a boon to our struggling economy and will help to create wealth in our business sector" Mr. Abbott said.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 14:02:48 +0000