Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Dont Like 10. Hey! Theres a gift! 9. Well,well,well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that wouldve fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the dog buries it, Ill be furious! 4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. 2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. 1. I really dont deserve this.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 05:59:30 +0000
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