Translated Yiddish Curses to Republican Jews May you sell everything and retire to Florida just as global warming makes it uninhabitable. May you live to 120 without Social Security or Medicare. May you make a fortune, and lose it in a Sheldon Adelson casino. May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people who come visit be Mormon missionaries. May your son be elected President and you cant find his birth certificate. May your grandchildren baptize you after youre dead. 《《《《Top rated May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition. May you find yourself insisting to a roomful of skeptics that your great-grandmother was legitimately raped ... by Cossacks. May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes contaminated with E. Coli after the government gutted the USDA. May you have a rare disease and need an operation that only one surgeon in the world can cure since he doesnt take your insurance. May the State of Arizona expand its definition of suspected illegal immigrants to anyone who doesnt hunt or fish. May you be reunited in the world to come with your ancestors all socialist unionized garment workers. May you grow like an onion, your head in the ground and your ass pointing at heaven. -
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 14:53:02 +0000
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