Trouble is:- --Wen D person interviewing U @ ur new job is D same guy u insulted in traffic. U go apologize tire --Wen U tel Ur friend Ur Mama & turn around & see his/her mum staring @ U. Meeehn ,she go show u say u no nid cuttlery 2 chop slap. --Wen ur up against Lionel Messi in ur debut game as a Defender. E go beta say u collect red card --Wen mosquito lands on ur fadas bald head& u try 2 kill it wit ur bare hands. U must provide d proof ooh or else. -- Wen Patience is ur English teacher b4 Waec. Na A1 u dey DREAM about u go get no worry. --Wen Victor Valdes wins GoalKeeper of d yr. Abeg eeeee --Wen U update Salary Thingz on FB & ur landlord comments On Point U go travel go villa by force --Wen ur in a bus & U throw away #500 Noteinstead of gala wrapper. Ol boy e don red b dat. --Wen ur dad works @ Nepa & they take lite, then u shout God punish Nepa......and hes there wit u. Na ur Mama go start 2 pay ur Schl fees. --Wen u finish eating in an eatery & u find outur wallet fell out in a taxi. Start 2 prepare ur grammer. --When Usain Bolt chases u wit a cutlass. Olboy just stop, beg am. --Wen u giv beggar #1,000 note instead of#50. Generosity go change Noni. Add ur own join
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 19:27:22 +0000