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True conversation I just had with Brenda: Her: Will you go to Walmart with me? Me: Not a chance Im going in, and Im not sitting in the car that long. Her: I only need 3 things. Me: In the history of earth, youve never walked into Walmart needing 3 things and walked out with just those 3 things. Her: But I will this time, I promise. Me: Brenda, if that happened, the space time continuum would explode causing the end of the earth. Do you really want to be responsible for killing billions of people just to prove a point? I cant let that happen to earth. I love earth. Her: (long blank stare) youre an idiot. Me: But I saved earth. So to all, you are welcome.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:39:21 +0000

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