Tuesday 22 July 2014 I’m all excited and Dad2’s all knackered. I’m all excited because my friend Ozzie is coming to stay for a few days and he’s bringing his mum and dad, Louise and Pete. Dad2 is all knackered for exactly the same reason. The difference is I’ve been relaxing and saving my energy to tear arse around (weird expression that) with Ozzie while Dad2 has already been tear arsing around my house cleaning this and changing that. We’ve even swapped the bottom patio furniture over with the top patio stuff and the big parasol has been in every which way position imaginable. I just sat back and dozed through it all. Ozzie lives in a place called Morcombelake but it isn’t in Morcombe and it has a sea not a lake. He used to live in a place called Bridport and that didn’t have a port and furthermore they both have this Door Sit thing in common. Strange folk these southerners. I’ll find out more about this when I go down to Door Sit with them in September Dad2 bought me a new rope ball toy this afternoon then proceeded to moan at me when I played with it. He doesn’t understand that the fun is in the unravelling. We are still sat outside again, wine glass and crisps for him and chilled water and chews for me. Dad2 has had to change his photo on his page, something about coming out of the closet? Or was it a cupboard, er no a wardrobe, that was it, it looked as if he was stood in one. Oh, he’s going inside now, that means food, time to investigate. Bye for now. Thank you for listening Oh and best wags to my friend Scarlett when she becomes a proper schoolgirl, xxxx
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 20:38:02 +0000
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