Twas the night before Christmas and I was so bored, There wasnt a trace of a Chevy or a Ford. The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, So I figured Id mess with my Dodge for a bit. I popped the release and I lifted the hood, When a deep voice behind me said looks pretty good. Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick! We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then he said dont suppose that youd trade for my sleigh? I said no way, Santa and started to grin, But if youve got the time we could go for a spin! His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile and he said Hey! Lets go!! So as not to disturb all the neighbors retreat, We pushed the Charger quietly into the street, Then, taking our places to roll down the hill, I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill. The sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes. With Hoosiers a crying and side pipes aglow, We headed to Summit, where the hot rodders go. And Santas grin widened, approaching his ears, With every up shift, as I went through the gears. Then he yelled cant recall when Ive felt so alive!, So I backed off the gas and said you wanna drive? Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees! Then the big block exploded with side exhaust sound! Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground! Power shift into second, again into third! I sat there just watching, at loss for a word, Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight, Merry Christmas to all...........what a great
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 23:51:04 +0000
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