Twas the night before Christmas at the Ugarek house. Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Suddenly there was a knock on the door when it was opened up it revealed the local town whore. Looking for a good time she asked I replied oh hell no not looking to catch crabs from a 2 dollar ho. I gently shut the door and sat down on the couch when I look to my left I saw a gigantic mouse he said yo g man how goes it Merry Christmas. You did the right thing by giving her all of that distance. I said hey youre Mickey u know youre just right I have a great girl named Anna who loves me every night so as end this tale and send you all along your way I wish you all a Merry Christmas Day. Merry Christmas friends and family
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 04:10:21 +0000