Two Jewish mothers are at lunch... During the meal, one of the mothers says to her friend, I have some distressing news. I sent my son to Israel to become a better Jew, but he came back a Christian. Her friend looks up in surprise and says, Funny story! I also sent my son to Israel to become a better Jew, and he came back a Christian! Let us go and talk to the Rabbi. The two mothers stroll down to the local synagogue and lay their problems before the Rabbi, whom, upon hearing their Lamentations replies, Funny story! I also sent my son to Israel to become a Jew, and he came back a Christian! Let us pray for guidance. The three of them kneel in prayer, and are answered by the voice of God: What troubles you, my children? He says. Father, says the Rabbi, Each of us sent our sons to Israel to become better Jews, and each of them has become a Christian. To which God replies: Funny story...
Posted on: Sat, 18 Oct 2014 09:23:16 +0000