Two Neanderthals sit down to dinner and the first Neanderthal says to the other This Gazelle is a little bland, dont you think? The second Neanderthal says Here, try smashing this into our rock bowl and pour the juice on it. I just bit into this fruit looking thing that Ive never seen before in my life because were Neanderthals and there is no FDA or any way of knowing whats actually edible and what will kill us so I ate it and it burned the hell out of my tongue, but I kinda liked it. The first Neanderthal replied Thanks! While were at it taste this milk and tell me if you think its still good. And the concept of Hot Sauce was born... alright maybe it didnt happen quite that way. You weren’t there, PROVE US WRONG! Chili Pepper plants, we’re told, have been around for 100,000 years and are believed to be amongst the earliest cultivated plants. In February 2007 an article in the journal Science presented evidence that chili peppers were domesticated in South America at least by 6,000 years ago (The Bahamas to the Andes). So it’s not unreasonable to expect that throughout the ages conserves would have been made from these. The first commercially bottled cayenne sauces appeared in Massachusetts in 1807. Few of these early sauces survive; a lot of this early history is gained from advertisements for sauces in newspapers. This last little bit of info seems to be on EVERY hot sauce blog site there is, so we decided its important enough to throw in here. Really, who cares about hot sauce in 1807? HEY, its hard writing a blog about Hot Sauce! Unless of course its about The Drunken Gazelle! Our Hot Sauces are completely GMO free, Gluten Free, and free of ANY ANIMAL products thereby making them Vegan or Vegetarian friendly! If it were possible to bottle deliciousness then thats what weve done! Dont take our word for it; we just completely made up a story about two cavemen! Who are we to trust? You only need to try it! You be the judge, better yet let your taste buds be the judge! Try our sauces on meat, poultry, fish, eggs, whatever! Kick up your bloody Mary’s, add it to chocolate fudge, go crazy! drunkengazelle/#!DRUNKEN-GAZELLE-100000-BC/c12v0/1
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 05:24:16 +0000
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