Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy. ”She’s out of control!” the first doctor says. ”She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!” ”That’s nothing,” said the second doctor, ”earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!” All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway. ”OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!”’
Posted on: Sat, 31 Aug 2013 11:39:34 +0000
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