Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they go to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, the first guy says, Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties. The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gives him $300, a weeks unemployment pay. The second guy was asked his occupation. Diesel fitter, he replies. Since diesel fitter is a skilled job the clerk gives the second guy $600 a week. When the first guy finds out hes furious. He storms back in to find out why his friend and co-worker is collecting double his pay. The clerk explains: Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor. What skill? yells the panty stitcher. I sew the elastic on and he pulls on it and says, Yep, diesel fitter.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 18:00:01 +0000
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