Two hunters were relaxing in their lodge, making small talk. One of them asked, So, what do you hunt? Unicorns, came the surprising answer. Startled, the first hunter gasped, Really? How the hell do you do that? Well, I find a virgin and hire her to help me. Theyre the only thing that attracts unicorns. I have her wait in the woods until a unicorn comes up to her. When it does, it sets off a snare. The first hunter sighed, Boy, they must be hard to find. Ive heard of em, but Ive never seen one. The second hunter said, Yeah, and there aint many unicorns either.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 03:27:00 +0000
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