Two things.....1. Tripping while wearing a pencil skirt is dangerous. There is no way to spread your feet to regain balance. You look like a penguin sliding down a hill of ice. (Please note that I may or may not be wearing a pencil skirt today). 2. Never forget that you closed the door while your dog was peeing then forgot your dog.....the 150 pound mastiff. Curiously there was no mail at our house today. Could be because the dog chased the mailman over the summer off the side of our porch. In Leos defense, he is blind and the mailman snuck up on the porch then the mailbox door slammed down scaring the sleeping mastiff awake into attack mode. Someone remind me to get the mailman a nice Christmas present this year. ✉️📬 😳😁
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 17:11:53 +0000
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