Types of people you meet in the Bank... 1) The mat customer: He comes to the bank with mat/pillow for everyone to sleep on (delaying us for 1hr) with huge amount of money for deposit and ur likeGod why did i queue behind this man? he makez people with lesser amount strt asking God why do bad things happen to good people, they strt begging him bros abeg na 3k i wan pay,let them attend to me. 2) The Pen borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen they wont have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen,u find it very difficult to identify them,once someone tells u can i have ur pen thats the last time u will see it. 3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank all they do is to know the last person and u hear them sayIm @ ur back if care is not takin 8people can tell you i dey ur back then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,i don tell am,i was here before u). 4)The No Protocol Team: These kinda people dont obey the first come,first serve slogan,they are mouthed in the bank, Immediately they come in, they walk up to the cashier,he ask them to sit down and within 5mins they have completed their transactions while u still dey dere dy look lyk mumu for queue. 5) The Bank Door Rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see them removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones.etc. and yet the machine keeps sayingpls go back my bros next time come to bank naked he go allow u in. 6) The slip wasters: These kinda people can waste slip for Africa ,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip, you see them canceling,tearing,squeezing and taking another one. To write common #3780 in words na gobe. Even undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario. 7) The exile men: This people usually behave lyk dem no dey this world since 2yrs,they will always be asking for todays date.. no lie, which one you belong to?
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 10:54:53 +0000
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