• U collect babe number u use chick store am. Shey Her mama na fowl?:> • U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian?/:) • U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent?=)] • U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding?!-) • U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after U̶̲̥̅̊ marry her finish U̶̲̥̅̊ want stop her frm goin to club. My broda U̶̲̥̅̊ think say miracle fit happen?:x • Ur mates pay complete fare, sit down comfortably 4 bus, u pay half dey stand n smile. Bros u b usher?8-| • Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b gold diga bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church, shey na grace of God. Bros park well>:/ • Since last 2 weeks, PHCN never remember ur street n una no get common Tiger gen, yet u come my house still dey borrow Jackie Chan film from me...bros na PHCN office u wan go watch am?>=) • Yo babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 . Were she wan fix am?, ontop that coconut head?X-o • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra:( • U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...se u wan whisper to God?|:O| • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheatin..aunty, u be mechanic?:| • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin.. uncle, u be photographer? *pic*8-| • He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, e never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings?:]xx Happy new year in advance friends...... U think say to see d 12th month of 2013 na moimoi? Boko Haram reach ur side? Abi U dey 4 Dana Crash? Aluu community pple catch u? U no hw many way die for 2012 and even Jan till nw? Ansa me naaa. God give u good health. Naija no good, Naija no good: u dey use BB, Tecno, Nokia, Ipad and even Laptop. If at all u neva get money to buy car�. Abi u don see where person wey dey coma for sick bed dey ping or whatsapps? Abi na blind man wan change DP? or comment for facebook, u still dey complain there? Abi u don see where dead body dey do facebook and whatsapps 4 coffin? You better Start thanking God now... if u read this message and U no re-post am that means you no dey appreciate God.. Oya send am to all ur contact. 10 gboza 2 God oo!. Me don send my own ooo baba God I dey LOYAL ooo.. ( )
Posted on: Sat, 18 Jan 2014 21:30:46 +0000
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