URGENT. PLEASE HELP! I dont mean to bother you, or clog up your newsfeed, but Im in real trouble and I need your help. Today started out as an otherwise normal day. I spent the morning working on comps for a new website, and this continued throughout the afternoon. I did take a brief break at lunch for some noodles and a coffee. (I didnt overindulge—just normal quantities/types, so diet isnt to blame for my current predicament.) So, as noted, I continued to work on said comps throughout the afternoon. Admittedly, I was starting to feel tired. That said, what happened next I have no explanation for. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a Bon Jovi song started to play in my brain. At first, I thought, Hah—thats funny! I hadnt thought of them in a long while. I dismissed this as some kind of strange nostalgia, or something of the sort, and wasnt particularly concerned. Most times, such things leave my head as quickly as they pop in. However, today has been somehow different. You are a good friend for reading this far, and I dont want to unnecessarily alarm you. That said, for the past three hours, this same Bon Jovi song* has been stuck on repeat, in my tiny little pea-brain. Ive hummed random tracks, and Ive set Rdio to play a variety of different songs. None of these solutions worked. Then I got really reckless, and started to sing Suzanne Vegas song Toms Diner, knowing that I was playing with fire. (That song can dislodge most other songs, but at a steep price.) What can I say? I was desperate! Regardless, my actions were of little avail. As you may know, I am not a religious man. Nevertheless, I currently am on my knees, in the office, begging to Jesus, Allah, the Buddha, and Tony Robbins, to just take this curse away. Im sorry. I didnt mean to rope you into this. And I dont want to carry on. But, good God—WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END!?! If you have any solutions, please post them. If you have a spare bottle of bourbon, please visit our office, and pour it down my throat. If you know Jon Bon Jovi, call him up, and ask how he gets these terrible melodies out of his head! For now, I will beat my head on a stone wall, and hope to pass out before too long. * Even worse, this ones from the album, New Jersey.
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 00:40:42 +0000
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