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Una mujer entra en una agencia de BMW. Ve un coche que le parece perfecto y se acerca a inspeccionarlo. Al agacharse para tocar el interior, sin querer se le escapa un sonoro pedo. Preocupada se gira nerviosa a ver si alguien se había dado cuenta y ve que a su lado, estaba parado un vendedor. - Buenos días, señorita ¿En qué le puedo ayudar? Muy incomoda, porque era obvio que el vendedor había oído el pedo… le pregunta disimulando: - Señor….¿Cuánto cuesta este precioso coche? El vendedor, con una media sonrisa, le responde: - Señorita, si se tiro un pedo al tocarlo… ¡SE VA A CAGAR CUANDO SEPA EL PRECIO.!!! jjajaajajajajajajajaja

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