Very Sad News Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Buck Wheat, Captain Crunch, General Mills, the Hostess Twinkies and the entire Jack Family (Hungry, Flap and Apple). The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 p.m. for about 20 minutes. When asked by reporters what shed like to say to the public, Doughboys grief-stricken wife replied, Nutn Honey. Share this with others who may be having a crumby day and knead a lift. Thank you Cary Palmer :)
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 10:28:09 +0000
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