Very true laws: 1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone. 3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 5) Law of the Alibi: if you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with. 8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will. 9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 11) Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 13:28:44 +0000
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