WAEC examination, Abiola was asked to complete the following: 1. He who fights and run away? Abiola: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am 2. A rolling stone? Abiola: No fit just dey roll, na person push am . 3. He who lives in a glass house? Abiola: Na rich politician e go be. 4. A stitch in time? Abiola: Dey prevent further tear tear. 5. Birds of the same feather? Abiola: Na the same mama born them. 6. One good turn? Abiola: Na correct power steering fit do am. 7. A bird in hand? Abiola: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic. 8. Half bread is better than? Abiola: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. 9. A journey of a thousand miles? Abiola: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10. He who laughs last? Abiola: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am, becos na begining of madness be dat. 11. A patient dog? Abiola: Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work and no play? Abiola: Na bank job be dat bros. 13. Once beaten? Abiola: Na revenge go follow be dat. 14. A fool at forty? Abiola: U never see Naija own, our own starts @ 50 Hit like for more jokes
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 00:17:57 +0000