***WANTED*** a cure for being a gluttonous fat bastard! Eaten - TopicsExpress



          

***WANTED*** a cure for being a gluttonous fat bastard! Eaten way too much over this Christmas period and now I literally cannot move! Need a fork lift truck to lift me off the oh soooo comfy sofa, a personal trainer, (ex army to kick me up the arse and put me through my paces) and a seamstress, to sew my lips together so I cant eat another thing!! 😂🍗🍖🍔🍟🍝🍛🍕🍨🍧🍰🍪🍫🍩😋...This pic sums up how I feel 👇
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 00:46:31 +0000

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