WELL!!!!.....THE EVE IS UPON US. THE GREATEST EVENT IN THE SOCIAL CALENDAR IS NOW 1 SLEEP AWAY. DO YOU HAVE YOUR MMT EVE JAMMIES ON, OR DO YOU HAE TO GO TO SLEEP EARLY COS YIR PYOOR DEAD EXCITMENT ?. YEAH ME TOO. BUT LEST WE FORGET OUR FALLEN COMRADES, WHO CANNOT MAKE THE FANTASTIC EVENT...........YEAH MY ARSE.....SHOWER O SHITEBAGS THE LOT O YA. FEARD TO ASK YIR WOMEN IF YA CAN GO OUT AN PLAY. NONETHELESS THE ENERGETIC SQUAD SHALL MARCH ON TO THE FIELD OF DREAMS. ...WHERE STORIES ARE FORGED THAT WOULD GIE FRANK MACAVENNIE GOOSEBUMPS......STORIES THAT EVEN THE NEWS OF THE WORST AND THE SUNDAY SPORT REFUSED TO PRINT......WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TARZAN & PEARL WERE AWA TO KNOCK 7 BELLS OOT O EACH OTHER. WHERE WERE U WHEN CHOO RAN OOT THE GAY BAR GREETIN. WHERE WERE YOU WE COOMBSER DONE HIS DEL BOY AT THE BAR. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN STEPOVER STEVE WAS GOING ..ROUND & ROUND THE ROUND ABOUT. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN PEPE WAS BUYING ROLLS & A SUN IN A BMU BADGED TOP AT 6AM STILL MONGLED IN LIVERPOOL...& WHERE WERE YOU WHENN THE ANGRY LIZARD WAS TERRORISING UNSUSPECTING FEMALES....& WHERE WERE YOU WHEN 2 TALISMEN OF THE REGIME WERE BEDDED FOR 10....WE DONT KNOW BUT. WHEREEVER U WERE, IF YOU WERE NOT THERE YOU WERE SQUARE. THIS YEAR WE ALSO RECOGNISE THE STEP UP FROM BOYHOOD TO MANHOOD AS 2 YOUNG MMT VIRGINS TAKE ON THE TOUR.....YOUNG STEVIE RUSSELL HAS HEARD TALES OF THE TOUR FROM THE WOMB TO TODAY. HE HAS EAGERLY WAIT ED THE CHANCE TO BREAK FREE FROM THE NEST AND TAKE ON THE WORLD. ....HE IS JOIN ED BY HIS GAY LOVER DANNY BEGG....ANOTHER YOUNG UP START READY TO TASTE THE STEEL OF A FATTY & THE METAL OF A BOILER. WILL THESE LADS STAND THE TOUR OR WILL THE OLDIES REIGN SUPREME AGAIN......NO ONE KNOWS. SO BELT UP PEOPLE.................. COS..........IT............JUST..........GOT..........CREEEEEEEPPPPYYYYYYYY......
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 17:24:21 +0000