WHAT? # 4 IS MY #? I only get to tell you FOUR things about myself? Well , I guess theres room for details! 1) I got arrested when I was 16 for shoplifting a pink highlighter pen from the hallmark store! Me and my pal were handcuffed together , wrist to wrist and thrown in to the back of a police bronco! The hardest part was peeing in a 5x5 cell being handcuffed together, but she rolled out the toilet paper for me with her left hand and I rolled out a few squares of charmin for her with my right! We had to take our mugshots over three times each, the cops wanted no smiles it was like playing the who can keep from laughing game! But we finally managed ! 2) got a ticket in Huntington beach one night, he handed me the ticket, I asked to use his pen, wrote my phone number down on the ticket for the boy asking for it and handed it to the boy! Mr. Policeman was like sweetie you might want to hang on to that and I was like whatever, can I go now? The next morning my dads yelling trisia, theres a Tim on the phone, says hes got the ticket you got last night for being half naked on the beach! Thanks dad, Ill take it in the other room! 3) my son was nearly ten! He was in the back seat playing with an action figure , for some reason I thought it was the right time! sweetie, you know how you have always asked for a baby sister , well your getting one! His eyes the size of golf balls yes, my dream has finally come true! Now if you mention this to my son , he will deny it! But like Ive told you before, all my stories are non fiction! 4) I was left in the room alone with her! I remember her asking me once trisia your not a cryer are you? Im not either, its silly! I just sat there staring at the pictures of me , my siblings, cousins! Stared at the same tv that we watched all those episodes of little house on the prairie and price is right together! I just sat! It was so hard to breath without her hearing my tears! I dont think she heard them! But if she did shes gonna let me know the minute I walk through those gates! I can hear it now! Ill just include all this in # 4 since thats the # I was given! A) put me in a bakery, I wont eat a thing! Give me a bowl of gravy and Ill drink it with one of those Oreo cookie shake sized straws! B) tell me your bday once, Ill remember it and can recite it whenever asked! U wont get a card or a phone call- but I did remember your special day, youll just never know it! C) I hate super rough messages! When someone digs their thumbs in to my muscles ! And its supposed to feel good??? NO! D) I have not one piercing! Not even ear lobes! E) I have long eyelashes and are super proud of them! One time I cutt them accidentally when trimming my own bangs! F) I think Im gonna be a sixty two year old honeymooner G) Im tired, think Ill go home now- Forrest gump!
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 04:31:45 +0000
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