WHAT I REFER TO AS BIKERISMS A lot of truth with a little personal humor, added: Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone. (YES SIR!) Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. If you really want to know whats going on, watch whats happening at least five cars ahead. Asphalt, the worlds fastest tattoo remover. Kansas: home of the highway with 318 miles and 11 curves. If you dont ride in the rain, you dont ride. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70mph can double your vocabulary. (OR UP YOUR PANTS LEG) Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil. (THATS RIGHT HERB...RICKS COFFEE! AS YOU CALL IT) A friend is someone who will get out of bed at 2 AM to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when youre broken down. (DIDNT GO GET HIM, BUT WE REBUILT IT ENOUGH TO GET HIM HOME THAT NIGHT AFTER HE WRECKED at 2AM) People are more violently opposed to fur then leather because its safer to harass rich woman then motorcyclist You start the game with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. Id rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God then sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle. (Kenny) May all your encounters with the law begin with the words, nice motorcycle. (Mark, David, Patrick, Adam, Chuck, Brian) If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them. ( I PREFER TO ADJUST MY HOLSTER AFTER IVE RAISED MY SHIRT) If you cant get it going with bungee cords and electricians tape, its serious. (Irish Thom)
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