WHAT NOT TO SAY AROUND NON-HORSE PEOPLE November 6, 2013 at 9:33pm * Do you like my breast collar? * His sheath was really dirty, but I cleaned it. · In the winter, his Ass gets really hairy. · Don’t jump on him, sit down gently. · What a lovely Jackass!· She wants to breed to my stud. · There’s nothing like 17 hands between you legs! · Can I pet your Ass?· He had a bad attitude, so we castrated him. · He’s got a lot of stamina, you can ride him all day long. · Is she a maiden? · I wanted to breed to her stud, but he’s all booked this season. · We’ll be breeding tonight, want to watch? · He’s really good at walking and pooping at the same time. · He didn’t try to run away when we drove the nails into his feet. · He broke his leg, so they shot him. · She bites her baby if it behaves badly. · She’s on a new diet, she’s only eating grass. · She just got a new rack. · If he’s not good, just grab his lip and twist it. · When I’m done riding him, you can have a turn. · They cut his toe off and he walks better now. · Don’t worry, if he pulls her teats too hard she’ll bite him. · He’s much better if you ride him with a crop. · I jumped 4 feet high yesterday. · She’s got a really nice, big, square butt. · What color are her gums? · The mother is black and the father is white, and the baby came out black and white. · He tries to kick me when I put my hand in his sheath. · Don’t worry, it’s normal for his mouth to foam. · All her babies have been sold overseas. · I know she’s going to have a baby soon because her butt is soft. · Her baby started walking about 20 minutes after birth. · Her body was covered in 4-inch long hair, but I clipped it off. · He has trouble mounting her because she’s so tall. · She likes to roll in the dirt after her bath. · He has 23 kids by different mothers. · He goes outside in just a blanket. · He was about 6 months old when we branded him with an iron. · I have to use a stool to mount him. · If he’s spilling his food on the ground, he might need a dentist. · I was listening to his gut sounds last night…. · One testicle is visible, but I can’t even feel the other one.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 14:13:28 +0000
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