WHICH IS YOUR FAVOURITE (2)? Lets start with these quotablequotes….. just for laughs biko! 1) Anyone who counts his/her money in front of ATM after it has dispensed it has issue with fidelity- Sanusi Lamido. 2) Only a courageous woman can fry abunch of plantainwithout tasting any - Albert Einstein(1872). 3) He who says nothing last forever has never tried hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904). 4) He who fully unwraps a sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864). 5) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jnr (1900). 6) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to a Nigerian University - Lord Lugard (1904). 7) He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the V (1709). 8) He who refuses to classify Agege bread n akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1931). 9) Drinking garri doesnt mean yourepoor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893). 10) He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr NnamdiAzikiwe (1947) 11) No matter how hot your temper is, itcannot cook yam. -Buhari (1983):) 12) Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard(1914).
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 11:23:19 +0000
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