WHO KILLED IT.............................?guy or chic? WIFE: I wrote ur name on sand it got washed,I wrote ur name in air, it was blown away,Then I wrote ur name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza,He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi,He saw me in darkness, He created light,He saw me without problems, He created YOU. WIFE:Twinkle twinkle little star,u should know what u r n once u know what u r,Mental hospital is not so far from u. HUSBAND: The rain makes all things beautiful,The grass and flowers too,If rain makes all things beautiful, y doesnt it rain on u..? WIFE:Roses r red; Violets r blue,Monkeys like u should be kept in the ZOO...!but heyyyy,,,,Do not feel so angry since u will find me there too,Not in cage but laughing at U.....
Posted on: Sat, 08 Mar 2014 06:40:37 +0000
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