WHOEVER CALLED THESE GOLDEN YEARS HAD LOTS OF FAT BETWEEN HIS EARS. AGE DOESNT STOP YOU IN YOUR TRACKS, IT TAKES YOU DOWN WITH LITTLE WHACKS. A SHARP PAIN HERE, A DULL ACHE THERE, ANOTHER TOOTH BEYOND REPAIR. YOUR EYESIGHTS BAD, YOUR HEARING WORSE, GET UP AND GO IS IN REVERSE. CANT SEEM TO GET THE SLEEP YOU NEED, CANT GET YOUR ROCKER UP TO SPEED. YOUR BACK GOES OUT WITH ZERO WARING, YOU NEED A JUMP START EVERY MORNING. YOUR MUSCLES FEEL LIKE COLD SPAGHETTI, YOUR STEP IS LIGHT AS WET CONFETTI. YOUR HIGH FAST PITCH GOES IN THE DIRT, YOU NEED HELP TO BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRTS. YOUVE LOST ABILITY TO SIN, ONE GOOD STIFF DRINK WOUL DO YOU IN. YOUNG GIRLS WILL RUN FROM YOU NO MORE, THEYLL STAND ASIDE AND HOLD THE DOOR. THE LIST IS LONG BUT NOT ENOUGH, IT COVERS JUST THE LITTLE STUFF. THE THINGS THAT REALLY FREAK US OUT, ARE MUCH TOO GROSS TO JOKE ABOUT. YOU GRIPE A LITTLE, NEVER WHINE, IF PRESSED, YOU SAY IM FEELING FINE. BUT THIS I KNOW, IT TAKES TRUE GRIT TO FACE OLD AGE THAT JUST WONT QUIT.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 17:57:52 +0000
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