WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, Whats on TV? I said, Dust. And then the fight started.... ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.... *************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.... *************************** My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment. I replied, Your eyesights perfect. And then the fight started.... *************************** I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. Somewhere Ive not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. And then the fight started.... *************************** Dedicated to all married couples.. But dont send to all I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started ******************************t
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 13:36:40 +0000