WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD IN WASHINGTON COUNTY? Todays exciting episode of WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD IN WASHINGTON COUNTY? is brought to you by Muellers Fine Chicken Dinners & Burritos Food Truck Express where you get an all-you-can-eat chicken buffet for only $2.99 daily --- IF you can find the place. Mueller is constantly moving it around in his food truck to stay one step ahead of the health department. Remember Muellers Fine Chicken Dinners & Burritos Food Truck Express motto: If it tastes good, maybe youre not in the right place. WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD IN WASHINGTON COUNTY? according to Retired Kegmeister Bob Mueller is because Bob was chasing her with his Handy Dandy Paul Bunyon Super-Sized Axe ... Seems Bob was barbequing at the time in his Muellers Fine Chicken Dinners & Burritos Food Truck Express when he saw the lone chicken ambling past and took off after her. The speeding chicken jumped over Carroll Faskes Constable Patrol Car, into The Atrium on Main Street, out the back door, up to Park Street, then sped up to Alamo, and into Bebe Haywards Today & Yesterday antiques and old-time bucking horse emporium, flew upstairs knocking over Sonnys booths, then out the upstairs window of the old opera house, down to Commerce Street, west to South Austin, past the Washington County Chamber of Commerce building, and jumped onto a passing northbound freight train headed toward Somerville. (And, we certainly hope she got off before the train passed Country Inn, as they might have taken a shine to such a plump chicken as well.) Did the Kegmeister Mueller eventually catch the poor chicken? ... Lets just say that Bob and his diners at Muellers Fine Chicken Dinners & Burritos Food Truck Express settled for grilled corn dogs that day ... Be sure to tune in next time for more exciting adventures of WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD IN WASHINGTON COUNTY? brought to you reluctantly by Muellers Fine Chicken Dinners & Burritos Food Truck Express where every meal with Muellers is a life-changing experience, especially at the emergency room pumping out your stomach ...
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 21:44:21 +0000