WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? MAN: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened? MAN: There was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear? MAN: Darling, it was God’s work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now? MAN: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each. WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues…….make me miss that money?? I beg if you don’t like trouble, go back and die
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 09:24:29 +0000
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