WIFE: darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? MAN: had a terrible day. Lost all my colleagues today at work.: WIFE: Jeez! what happened? MAN: there was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and every body died!: WIFE: what a pity? Darling i thank God for keeping you alive. How did u make it out my dear? MAN: darling its was Gods work. My stomach was upsetting me so, i took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE: darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us. I feel so much pity for their families:( so bad how are they now going to survive? MAN: my dear its a pity but SHELL has decided to give the families of the deceased 10million US $ each:) WIFE: what...:? Ten million what? :O so. Na because of ur useless shit na im make me don miss dat money abi?!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Jun 2013 09:23:58 +0000
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