WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and - TopicsExpress



          

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your lifeso that you can die Rich.3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.4. MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and awoman I gains her masters..5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.6. CONFERENCE : The confusionof one man multiplied by the number present.7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....exceptthat he/she got caught.9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 17:04:23 +0000

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