WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay - TopicsExpress



          

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay andchildren play.2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps youpoor all your life so that you can die Rich.3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to giveyou sleeping pills.4. MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which aman loses his bachelor degree and a woman Igains her masters..5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by whichmasculine willpower is defeated by femininewaterpower.6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one manmultiplied by the number present.7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from therest ....except that he/she got caught.9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you arelate and late when you are early !!!!10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your handbefore elections and your Confidence thereafter.11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills bypills, and kills you by bills..
Posted on: Wed, 27 Aug 2014 06:46:00 +0000

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