>Wake up in the morning >put on fedora >sport a my little pony t-shirt and XXL sweat pants. >waddle over to computer >push mcdonalds garbage off chair >sit down in seat, can hear seat being crushed under my weight. >look at computer screen, can see zits on my face in reflection. >turn on computer, see my little pony background. >kiss screen and pray that one day i will be able to go to equestria > open browser >go to reddit >/r/atheism >tip my le fedora in honor of all the good posts, pass out le upvotes >Downvote all posts i disagree with. >/r/gaming >downvote posts of the filthy casuals who have girlfriends. >see my handcrafted paper mario. >idea >click submit >"LOOK AT WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND MADE FOR ME GUYS" >cry a little. >Mom calls me from up the basement stairs >"Honey breakfast is ready" >"IT BETTER BE MCDONALDS MOM!!" >spend the rest of the day browsing reddit and eating mcdonalds, downvoting anyone who disagrees with me. >This is the user base of reddit. -donnie
Posted on: Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:42:17 +0000
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