Walking the little rescue dog today a guy pulls up to the curb in front of me, pulls forward, backs up, pulls forward, backs up, hits the curb, back glass is completely missing from his vehicle, opens the door, falls out, stands up, hes wearing a baby powder blue polyester leisure suit, he stumbles towards me reeking of Cutty Sark and shame and asks: what happened to that ugly little fella? Referring to my dog. I said Mister, she might only have three legs and one eye but shes walking better than youre managing to and smells better to boot. You might wanna check your drawers.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 16:53:43 +0000
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