Walks Into a Bar... South American Toad A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, Whats in the box? The older guy says matter-of-factly, A South American Blow Job Toad. The young guy looks around. Can I try it? The older guy nods. The young guy goes to the mens room and returns 20 minutes later. That was amazing, he says, Youve got to sell it to me. The old drunk concedes to sell the toad for a hefty sum. The happy young man struts home and meets his wife at the door. Where the hell have you been? Whats in the box? she demands. South American Blow Job Toad. So? asks the wife. So, teach it to cook and get the f**k out. In ur way.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 10:14:12 +0000
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