Wanted to conclude this year with sharing some serious stuff (cuz thats the kind of guy I am!): Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasnt much, but the reception was excellent.. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, Ill serve you, but dont start anything. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: A beer please, and one for the road. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you? Doc, I cant stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it common? Well, Its Not Unusual. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, I was artificially inseminated this morning. I dont believe you, says Dolly. Its true; no bull! exclaims Daisy. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Deja Moo: The feeling that youve heard this bull before. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldnt find any. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I cant feel my legs! The doctor replied, I know, I amputated your arms! I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you cant have your kayak and heat it too. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. But why, they asked, as they moved off. Because, he said. I cant stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, Theyre twins! If youve seen Juan, youve seen Ahmal.
Posted on: Thu, 01 Jan 2015 03:08:24 +0000
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