Was down town earlier on today n was walking upbehind the library n i saw a bloke stood with his dog on the corner. The guy was obvs off his nut on something cos he was swaying about n holding on to the wall n mumbling some crap. Pretty standard sight in Ebbw u might say n i hardly gave him a second glance but all of a sudden he started makin these weird sounds n i looked across to him. Just in time to watch him spew n splatter the pavement in vomit!!! My guts r not the strongest so i swiftly buggerd off the other way to avoid his pavement pizza!! This being fairly horrific n traumatic for me as it was, imagine the look on my already green face when he wiped his gob on his sleeve and told his dog go get it boy!! N pointed to the puddle of spew!!!.....the dog happily settled himself down on the pavement n had an unexpected treat!!!! Never heaved so hard in my life!!!!! Havent bin able to eat much today yet lol, n i dont fancy any tea cos ive seen my lunch twice bllleeeuuurrrggghhhhh!!! Il never recover n think i might need councelling!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:49:52 +0000