Was watching a little bit of Miss USA with my sissy. Congrats to Miss Nebraska you did the Huskers proud Miss Soltero, youre beautiful! While we were watching the top ten walk down those stairs in those long gorgeous dresses I kept secretly wishing and waiting for one to trip and fall on her ass. I know..Im horrible right? Whats even worse was when I turned to my sister and said ya know...even though these women are amazingly strikingly beautiful, and look perfect you realize that they take horrible gross stinky dumps just like us. And you know that at some point in their lives they had to buy one ply dollar store toilet paper and their finger went through it and they had the poop finger. ...ya know....just like us. Then we laughed and laughed. I had to stop watching because all I could think of and see was Miss Nevada having poop finger. Dawn Morton
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 03:19:44 +0000
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